Lyrics

Well I didn't go to college, I barely finished high school
But I've learned a few things and I got a few rules
Don't fix it, if it ain't broke
And you can't have a fire without making some smoke
Don't throw it away if it looks half bad
Just put some duct tape on that

Now I've got some on my house, I got some on my car
I even got some on this old guitar
It's a testament of redneck technology
Now my wife says there's something wrong with me
But some of you know what I'm talking about
When in doubt, whip the duct tape out

I'm your duct tape man
I fix whatever I can
Some folks don't understand
It's a one-stop construction plan
Now I'm your duct tape man
Stand up and give it a hand
I say now laugh if you want, I don't give a damn
(Mmm baby) I'm your duct tape man

Now there's some on the mic, it's all over the stage
All the great ones use it, Merle Haggard and Jimmy Page
It's a roll of wonder, a marvelous science
It's hillbilly engineering at its finest
Now my daddy used it and his daddy too
It can fix a broken airplane or an old pair of shoes

Now I'm your duct tape man
I fix whatever I can
Some folks don't understand
It's a one-stop construction plan
Now I'm your duct tape man
Stand up and give it a hand
I say now laugh if you want, I don't give a damn
(Mmm baby) I'm your duct tape man

Now it comes in red, blue and white
If it came in flesh tone, I'd try some on my wife
Now my favorite colors are silver and black
But you can paint it too, I can vouch for that
Don't give me no nails, no screws and no glue
Just a roll of that duct tape'll do

Now I'm your duct tape man
I fix whatever I can
Some folks don't understand
It's a one-stop construction plan
Now I'm your duct tape man
Stand up and give it a hand
I say now laugh if you want, I don't give a damn
(Mmm baby) I'm your duct tape man

I'm your duct tape man
I'm your duct tape man
Now I'm your duct tape man